The Rules We Play By
Think of this as our relationship agreement. We promise to be awesome, you promise not to break stuff. Deal?
What We Are (And Aren't)
We're your trading dojo (but cooler)
All trades are fake (like your ex's personality)
Our Mind AI is your personal trading guru
We don't give financial advice (we're not your mom)
No real money involved (your wallet is safe)
Your Responsibilities
We're not babysitting (no offense to babysitters)
Don't share passwords (not even with your BFF)
No trolling, no spamming, no being a jerk
We're compliant (and so should you be)
What You Can Do
Master the art of options (without losing real money)
Our Mind AI will guide you to trading greatness
Make mistakes without consequences (unlike real life)
Link your real broker for analysis (optional)
What You Can't Do
Don't try to break stuff (we worked hard on this)
No unsolicited messages (nobody likes spam)
This is simulation only (keep your wallet closed)
Be nice to everyone (including our support team)
Important Disclaimers
We're not financial advisors (talk to a pro for real advice)
All trades are fake (like your ex's promises)
What worked yesterday might not work tomorrow
We follow all regulations (because we're good citizens)
Questions About Terms?
Confused about something? Think we missed a rule? Just want to chat? We're here to help!
Last updated: January 2025 (We keep this fresh)